black and gray isnt enough...

apparently, im supposed to be branding myself.... and although i recieved the coolest branding tool recently

(yes, dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like mines.)

i dont think this is the sort of branding im supposed to be doing. (insert slow clap and laugh here)

i need a logo or an image or a look and style to this blog.

i think i can work on at least an avatar.

everyones already seen the ubiquitous smiling baby picture. i think i whored that one around for too long, it deserves a retirement.

let me think about this for a bit.

maybe i should use a picture of my adorable baby girl.

how about a nice douchey picture of me looking like im deep in thought?

(if i fall asleep with itchy butt do i wake up with smelly finger?)

maybe a cool gun in front of some cool cooking stuff

maybe a picture of me cooking

maybe i should just hella cheat and put a picture of a hot girl, that always works doesnt it?

ok, so i need a twitter profile picture..... hrmmmmm. what to do!!! maybe i should find some professional help.